What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:13

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
Have you been with a stranger yet?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.